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The twelve days after Christmas User Rating: / 5    PoorBest  The twelve days after Christmas The first day after Christmas My true love and I had a fight And so I chopped the pear tree down And burnt it just for spite Then with a single cartridge I shot that blasted partridge My true love my true love my true love gave to me. The second day after Christmas I pulled on the old rubber gloves And very gently wrung the necks Of both the turtle doves My true love my true love my true love gave to me. On the third day after Christmas My mother caught the croup I had to use the three French hens To make some chicken soup The four calling birds were a big mistake For their language was obscene The five golden rings were completely fake and turned my fingers green. The sixth day after Christmas The six laying geese wouldn t lay So I sent the whole darn gaggle to the A.S.P.C.A. My true love my true love my true love gave to me. On the seventh day what a mess I found The seven swans a swimming all had drowned. The eighth day after Christmas Before they could suspect I bundled up the Eight maids a milking Nine ladies dancing Ten lords a leaping Eleven pipers piping Twelve drummers drumming And sent them back collect I wrote my true love We are through love And I said in so many words Furthermore your Christmas gifts were for the Birds Four calling birds Three French hens Two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree Joke Permalink/URL: <a href="http://www.agilous.com/view/Jokes/-Holiday-jokes/The-twelve-days-after-Christmas#joke" title="The twelve days after Christmas - Another great joke from www.AgiLous.com" target="_blank">The twelve days after Christmas</a> - Another great joke from <a href="http://www.agilous.com" title="Another great joke from www.AgiLous.com" target="_blank">www.AgiLous.com</a> Embeddable Joke: <table width="440" align="center" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="3"><tr><td align="center"><b><U>The twelve days after Christmas</U></b></td></tr><tr><td align="left">The first day after Christmas My true love and I had a fight And so I chopped the pear tree down And burnt it just for spite <br /> Then with a single cartridge I shot that blasted partridge <br /> My true love my true love my true love gave to me. <br /> The second day after Christmas I pulled on the old rubber gloves And very gently wrung the necks Of both the turtle doves <br /> My true love my true love my true love gave to me. <br /> On the third day after Christmas My mother caught the croup I had to use the three French hens To make some chicken soup <br /> The four calling birds were a big mistake For their language was obscene The five golden rings were completely fake and turned my fingers green. <br /> The sixth day after Christmas The six laying geese wouldn t lay So I sent the whole darn gaggle to the A.S.P.C.A. <br /> My true love my true love my true love gave to me. <br /> On the seventh day what a mess I found The seven swans a swimming all had drowned. <br /> The eighth day after Christmas Before they could suspect I bundled up the Eight maids a milking Nine ladies dancing Ten lords a leaping Eleven pipers piping Twelve drummers drumming And sent them back collect <br /> <br /> I wrote my true love We are through love And I said in so many words Furthermore your Christmas gifts were for the Birds <br /> <br />Four calling birds Three French hens Two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree<br /><a href="http://www.agilous.com" title="www.agilous.com" target="_blank"><center>Brought to you by: www.AgiLous.com</center><center></a><a href="http://www.agilous.com/view/Jokes/-Holiday-jokes/The-twelve-days-after-Christmas#joke" target="_blank" Title="Add this Joke - www.agilous.com">Embed this Joke</a> | <a target="_new" href="http://www.agilous.com/section/Jokes/" Title="Read more Jokes - www.agilous.com">Read more Jokes</a> | <a target="_new" href="http://www.agilous.com/index2.php?option=com_content&task=emailform&id=77&itemid=30" Title="Share this Joke - www.agilous.com">Share this Joke</a> | <a href="http://www.agilous.com/view/Jokes/-Holiday-jokes/The-twelve-days-after-Christmas" target="_blank" Title="Add a Permalink - www.agilous.com">Add a Permalink</a></center></td></tr></table> Add This Site To Your Favorites Email This Joke To A Friend More Jokes: Holiday Animal Bar Blonde Computer Kids Lawyers   Receive weekly Video and Game Summaries of all our great new content delivered directly to your email address - Register Today   < Prev   Next > [ Back ]

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