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Sherlock Holmes User Rating: / 1    PoorBest  Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were exhausted and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see. Watson replied, I see millions and millions of stars. What does that tell you? Holmes said Watson pondered for a minute. Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that The lord is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have, a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you? Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. Watson, you idiot, Someone has stolen our tent. Joke Permalink/URL: <a href="http://www.agilous.com/view/Jokes/-Holiday-jokes/Sherlock-Holmes#joke" title="Sherlock Holmes - Another great joke from www.AgiLous.com" target="_blank">Sherlock Holmes</a> - Another great joke from <a href="http://www.agilous.com" title="Another great joke from www.AgiLous.com" target="_blank">www.AgiLous.com</a> Embeddable Joke: <table width="100%" Border="1" align="center" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="3"><tr><td><font size="3"><center><b><U>Sherlock Holmes</U></b></center><BR>Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were exhausted and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. <br /><br /> Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see. <br /><br /> Watson replied, I see millions and millions of stars. <br /><br /> What does that tell you? Holmes said Watson pondered for a minute. <br /><br /> Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that The lord is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have, a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you? <br /><br /> Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. Watson, you idiot, Someone has stolen our tent.</font><br /><hr><a href="http://www.agilous.com" title="www.agilous.com" target="_blank"><center>Brought to you by: www.AgiLous.com</center><center></a><a href="http://www.agilous.com/view/Jokes/-Holiday-jokes/Sherlock-Holmes#joke" target="_blank" Title="Add this Joke - www.agilous.com">Embed this Joke</a> | <a target="_new" href="http://www.agilous.com/section/Jokes/" Title="Read more Jokes - www.agilous.com">Read more Jokes</a> | <a target="_blank" href="http://www.agilous.com/index2.php?option=com_content&task=emailform&id=2&itemid=30" Title="Share this Joke - www.agilous.com">Share this Joke</a> | <a href="http://www.agilous.com/view/Jokes/-Holiday-jokes/Sherlock-Holmes#joke" target="_blank" Title="Add a Permalink - www.agilous.com">Add a Permalink</a></center></td></tr></table> Add This Site To Your Favorites Email This Joke To A Friend More Jokes: Holiday Animal Bar Blonde Computer Kids Lawyers   Receive weekly Video and Game Summaries of all our great new content delivered directly to your email address - Register Today   < Prev   Next > [ Back ]