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Santa Hates Your Kid User Rating: / 2    PoorBest  Santa Hates Your Kid 8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, Dream on, Chester! Snowman 7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes 6. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling. 5. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left is foam packing. 4. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer head in his bed. 3. Instead of Naughty or Nice, Santa has him on the stupid list 2. Labels on all your kid's toys read Straight from Craptown. 1. Four words: Off my lap, Tubby! Joke Permalink/URL: <a href="http://www.agilous.com/view/Jokes/-Holiday-jokes/Santa-Hates-Your-Kid#joke" title="Santa Hates Your Kid - Another great joke from www.AgiLous.com" target="_blank">Santa Hates Your Kid</a> - Another great joke from <a href="http://www.agilous.com" title="Another great joke from www.AgiLous.com" target="_blank">www.AgiLous.com</a> Embeddable Joke: <table width="100%" BORDER="1" align="center" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="3"><tr><td><font size="3"><center><b><U>Santa Hates Your Kid</U></b></center><BR>8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, Dream on, Chester! Snowman <br /> <br /> 7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes<br /> <br /> 6. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling.<br /> <br /> 5. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left is foam packing. <br /> <br /> 4. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer head in his bed. <br /> <br /> 3. Instead of Naughty or Nice, Santa has him on the stupid list <br /> <br /> 2. Labels on all your kid's toys read Straight from Craptown. <br /> <br /> 1. Four words: Off my lap, Tubby!</font><br /><hr><a href="http://www.agilous.com" title="www.agilous.com" target="_blank"><center>Brought to you by: www.AgiLous.com</center><center></a><a href="http://www.agilous.com/view/Jokes/-Holiday-jokes/Santa-Hates-Your-Kid#joke" target="_blank" Title="Add this Joke - www.agilous.com">Embed this Joke</a> | <a target="_new" href="http://www.agilous.com/section/Jokes/" Title="Read more Jokes - www.agilous.com">Read more Jokes</a> | <a target="_blank" href="http://www.agilous.com/index2.php?option=com_content&task=emailform&id=76&itemid=30" Title="Share this Joke - www.agilous.com">Share this Joke</a> | <a href="http://www.agilous.com/view/Jokes/-Holiday-jokes/Santa-Hates-Your-Kid#joke" target="_blank" Title="Add a Permalink - www.agilous.com">Add a Permalink</a></center></td></tr></table> Add This Site To Your Favorites Email This Joke To A Friend More Jokes: Holiday Animal Bar Blonde Computer Kids Lawyers   Receive weekly Video and Game Summaries of all our great new content delivered directly to your email address - Register Today   < Prev   Next > [ Back ]

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